"I hate men like you."
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.
Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.
then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.